That spoon in your mouth, is it Empire Silver?

Some indicators of intergenerational, intrafamilial social mobility:

Age at time of passport application:

• My Mother N/A
• Me 16
• E 3+ months

Preferred infant toy:

• My Mother ?
• Me Stuffed-animal dog with wind-up music box inside
• E this*

*When it arrived, we had absolutely no idea what it was.