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1. Yes, folks, what you hear is true, I am obsessed with Lemony Snicket.
2. Yes, I am writing an expose concerning frozen pizza. I became interested in frozen pizza when I discovered that my local supermarket devotes just as much freezer space to pizza as it does to ALL OTHER FROZEN FOODS COMBINED. The questions I seek to answer: Why frozen pizza? How many varieties of frozen pizza do we need anyway? Who eats that sh*t, when, and with what? The much anticipated answers to these questions will be revealed in the tale I have to tell.